Another No Good Very Bad Day
- ianthart89
- Mar 15, 2021
- 2 min read
So yesterday was another terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Me and mommy were spending the night at Grandma and Papa's house. Mommy said we had a pointment with the Snazzy Dresser in Boone. My daddy was gonna meet us there but the snow at home was too bad for him to come. So Grandma went with us.
Well, the Snazzy Dresser was running behind. After a while the Blue Suits took me back into this place with long halls. They made Mommy take my clothes off. Then they put me on this COLD metal thing to see how.much I weighed. Next they took my diaper off. I was so cold. After that they told Mommy to just wrap me up.
Then they put us in this room. It was kinda cold. Well, I made a mess in my diaper. That's when Grandma found out she left the diaper bag in West Jefferson! Ugh! The Blue Suits helped us out.
But wait, it gets worse. The Snazzy Dresser was really running late. I was in that diaper and my mommy's scarf forever. My Grandma said it was an hour and a half but it felt like forever to me.
When the Snazzy Dresser finally got there he spent a lot of time talking to Mommy and Grandma. He was supposed to be there to see me.
Well when he quit talking to them he tried to measure my head. He was having trouble but Grandma helped him out. She said he was measuring for my crown! I like that.
Then Snazzy Dresser moved me to this big tall table and was just talking to me. I liked that so I cooed and stuck my tongue out at him. I didn't listen to what he said! Then Mommy wrapped me up again.
Mommy was holding me but the Snazzy Dresser was still there. Then two Blue Suits came in. They had these long things in their hands. Mommy got in my face and was talking to me after they let me drink something.
Then it happened! Those two Blue Suits each stuck me in the leg. And then they did it again. And then only 1 stuck me. I can't count but I think it was like 100 times! It was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day! (Next time my daddy needs to come so nobody hurts me!)







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