Home Life Day 2

I'm not happy with Mommy and Daddy today. There was not a thing in the world wrong with me and the took me to see more Giant Humans in Blue and some "Snazzy Dresser" called a Pediatrician. I was so mad when they performed some experiment that involved sticking something up my rear end. Mom said they were checking my temperature.

After we got done with all of that we went to some place called Chick-fil-A; however, Mom and Dad didn't even offer me any like they did when I lived in the Biodome. They just gave me another bottle.

After we finished up at Chick-fil-A we went to Grandma and Grandpa's house because, apparently, I have two furry, four legged, sisters and one of them was still on vacation over there.

While we were there I got snuggles with Grandma and she gave me another bottle before sending me home with Mom and Dad and my sister screaming her fool head off in the carrier next to me.

On our way home I decided I couldn't hold in all the food I had eaten and spit some up as Dad was pulling on to something called The Blue Ridge Parkway. As soon as I did that Mom said something I'm not supposed to repeat and Dad pulled into some restaurant, pulled something off his backpack, and helped Mom change my clothes and clean me up. Gotta say, he must have been expecting me to pull that trick because he was pulling things out of that bag so fast he and Mom had me changed, and my car seat clean in under five of something called "minutes."

All in all, I give today a 4 out of 10. I didn't hate it but I, also, don't recommend it.