The Night The Lights Went Out On Beech Mountain:

So, there I was, snuggling Mommy on the couch; when, all of a sudden, the house got really dark. Mommy and Daddy turned on lights using their Talking Pocket Pictures and started packing up some bags. After talking to a neighbor who reported the issue to something called the Power Company, Mommy, Daddy, and I loaded up into Mommy's Transporter and went to Daddy's work place to stay in that HOA owned condo for the night because something called a Pilot Light on the Magical Fire Machine kept going out and it was only 16 of those degree things outside....that sounds like a big number to me but Daddy was really concerned.

We were there for about five of those Hour things before coming back home. When we got home the house was no longer dark...it was a little cold but no longer dark. Mommy is feeding me and we're going to get some more sleep because they say I'm having to go see the Snazzy Dressers and the Giant Humans in Blue who made my tummy better after I left the Biodome.