You Call This a Vacation?:

So, when Daddy got home from that work place, we started something called a "Staycation;" however, it just seems like a typical day but a bunch of weird things have been happening. Daddy didn't snuggle me after he took of The Shirt with the Shiny Star. Instead, he subjected himself to "Water Torture" by getting one of those "Bath" things. He then got dressed and went to do something called "Voting." Seriously Daddy, don't you know that you don't vote for Princesses? You just listen to her commands. When he got back home, Mommy had dressed me in really warm clothes, and put a jacket on my Furry Sister, Lily, before helping Daddy load a bunch of bags in the back of the Transporter. After we loaded up, Daddy drove us to some building full of Snazzy Dressers and Giant Humans in Blue; however, these weren't your typical Snazzy Dressers and Giant Humans in Blue. They paid more attention to Mommy than me, including the Snazzy Dresser that used those metal things to force me out of the Biodome; well, not all of the Giant Humans in Blue were super focused on Mommy. Mommy's and my favorite Special Giant Human in Blue, someone called a "Midwife," couldn't get enough of me and said that she could just eat me up. After we got done with Mommy's Snazzy Dresser we went back home, stopping at that "Post Office" place first. We didn't go in the house for very long before getting back in the Transporter and going to the building I recognize as where that Snazzy Dresser Mommy and Daddy call my "Pediatrician..." So far they aren't batting a thousand because they doing anything remotely fun with me. We sat in the Transporter for a while because we were super early. At least I think we were, they didn't bother to inform me of this stop ahead of time. Mommy fed me while we listened to music then we went inside and saw the Snazzy Dresser. Currently we are sitting at Grandma's house, so I have a feeling that this is truly the start of that "Staycation" thing; but, I'm not going to believe it until it happens....I haven't had two full days with Daddy since I got home from that "Hunger Experiment" the Snazzy Dressers put me through after I was forced out of the Biodome.